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Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship
  ENTERPRISE. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to
  seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has
  gone before.
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Now go back or thou shalt most certainly die.
    -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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You will now answer to the charge of being a grievously savage race.
    -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Thou art notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy to far
  already. Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system
  immediately.
    -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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And now, a personal request, sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.
    -- Lt. Worf to Picard about Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",

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Commander, signal on all languages and frequencies, we surrender.
    -- Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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The prisoners will not be harmed...until they are found guilty.
    -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Have you got some reason to want my atoms scattered all over space, boy?
    -- McCoy to Data, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
"No, sir. I am an android."
Almost as bad.
"I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced
  and most honorable race."
They are. And also damned annoying at times.
    -- McCoy and Data, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name. Now you remember
  that, you hear?
"I will, sir."
You treat her like a lady. She'll always bring you home.
    -- McCoy and Data about the Enterprise, "Encounter at Farpoint",

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I am superior, sir, in many ways. But I would give it up...to be human.
Nice to meet you, Pinnochio.
    -- Data and Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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I am a Klingon, sir.  For me to seek escape when my captain goes
  to battle...
"You are a Star Fleet officer, Lieutenant."
Aye, Sir.
    -- Worf and Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Sorry sir, I seem to be commenting on everything.
    -- Data to Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?
    -- Capt. Picard to Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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You reacted fast, Lieutenant.
But futilely.
I will learn to do better, sir.
    -- Riker, Picard, Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going
  to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are.
    -- Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Let's hope they find you as tasty as they did their last associates.
    -- Riker to Groppler Zorn about the Ferengi, "Encounter at Farpoint",

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Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir.
Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting. Let's
  see what's out there. Engage.
    -- Riker and Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint",
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Well, hello, ENTERPRISE. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty
  boys on board because I'm willing - and waiting. In fact we're going
  to have a real blowout here.
    -- woman,  "The Naked Now",
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Indications of what humans would call a wild party.
    -- Data, "The Naked Now",
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You were right somebody blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out
  into space.
"Correction sir, that's blown out."
Thank you, Data.
"Common mistake, sir."
    -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now",
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If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a
  Starfleet medical textbook.
"I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts doctor."
Yes...Of course.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Data. "The Naked Now",
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This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts.
    -- Riker to Data, "The Naked Now",
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Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed
  over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave
  new day for the Enterprise.
    -- Picard and Wesley, "The Naked Now",
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There was a young lady from Venus.
Whose body was shaped like a -
    -- Data, "The Naked Now",
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But I got out of my uniform for you Data.
    -- Yar, "The Naked Now",
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You are fully functional aren't you?
"Of course, but -"
How fully?
"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad
  variety of pleasuring."
Ohh...you jewel, that's exactly what I hoped.
    -- Yar and Data, "The Naked Now",
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Wouldn't you rather be alone with me, with me in your mind?
    -- Troi to Riker, "The Naked Now",
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So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement. Now
  alcohol does this Wesley.
    -- Wesley and Picard, "The Naked Now",
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Ah good, Data, least you're functioning.
Fully...Captain.
    -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now",
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If you prick me, do I not...leak?
    -- Data, "The Naked Now",
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Captain, can I see you in your ready room. Its a private matter. No
  actually its an urgent one.
    -- Dr. Crusher, "The Naked Now",
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Right now I find you extremely, extremely...of course we haven't time
  for that sort of thing.
"What sort of thing?"
Oh, god would I love to show you.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "The Naked Now",
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Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that,
  don't you? I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man.
Not now, Doctor, please.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "The Naked Now",
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Worf, you do know what to do. Take us...uh...
"Take us out of here."
Right.
    -- Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now",
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It was an adult who did it.
    -- Wesley, "The Naked Now",
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Data, we have 8 or 9 minutes at most, can you finish by then?
No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir.
    -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now",
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It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir.
Fair is fair. And let's credit his science teacher, too.
    -- Riker and Picard, "The Naked Now",
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Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once. It never happened.
    -- Yar to Data, "The Naked Now",
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I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew. if we
  avoid temptation
    -- Picard, "The Naked Now",
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Your skill impresses me. I like you.
    -- Lutan to Yar, "Code of Honor",
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Damn. Where are the callouses us doctors are supposed to grow over
  our feelings.
Perhaps the good ones never get them.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "Code of Honor",
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But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain.
    -- Riker,  "Code of Honor",
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Have you been treated well, Lieutenant?
Fine Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear.
    -- Yar and Picard, "Code of Honor",
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What do you know of wants and feelings?
Nothing...Well almost nothing.
    -- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor",
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Shaving is a human art form, Data. Technological perfection can shave
  too close.
    -- Geordi, "Code of Honor",
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Most interesting, could this be human joke number 663?
Negative, Data. That's a Captain's order.
    -- Data and Geordi, "Code of Honor",
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I'm sorry, this is becoming a speech.
You're the Captain, sir. You're entitled.
    -- Picard and Troi, "Code of Honor",
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Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir?
Breaks my heart.
    -- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost",

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Yankee traders, I like the sound of that.
Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like
  Uncle Sam.
    -- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost",

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I say fight, sir. There's nothing shameful in falling to a superior enemy.
And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either.
    -- Worf and Picard, "The Last Outpost",
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Merde.
    -- Picard, "The Last Outpost",
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I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and photon
  torpedo salvo. Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield, sir.
Yes! Hit them HARD and hit them FAST.
    -- Yar and Worf, "The Last Outpost",
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Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional empass.
  I am stuck.
    -- Data, "The Last Outpost",
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What do you make of these?
Crystalline, mostly inert, nothing to write home about.
    -- Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost",
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You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
    -- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost",
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He has the right to meet death awake.
"Is that a male perspective?"
Rubbish.
    -- Picard and Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost",
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And they shamelessly clothe their females. Inviting others to unclothe
  them. The very depth of perversion.
    -- Ferengi to Portal, "The Last Outpost",
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Not a moment too soon Jean...I mean Captain.
    -- Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost",
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Is Mr. Kosinski what he seems, a joke?
No. It's too cruel.
    -- Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before",

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Are you telling me that's a pussy cat?
Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
    -- Yar and Worf about a Klingon Targ, "Where No One Has Gone Before",

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Up until now,  you have been...uninteresting. It's only now that your
  life form begins to merit serious attention.
    -- Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before",
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Sir, shall we send for Dr. Crusher?
Why, is someone ill?
    -- Riker and Picard, "Where No One Has Gone Before",
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Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?
    -- Dr. Crusher to Picard, "Lonely Among Us",
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Sorry, wrong species.
    -- Selay delegate to Riker, "Lonely Among Us",
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Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled,
  mentally incapacitated...
    -- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us",
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Elementary my dear Riker...sir.
    -- Data, "Lonely Among Us",
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What the devil am I doing here?
Sounds like our Captain.
    -- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us",
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Indubitably, sir, Indubitably.
    -- Data to Picard, "Lonely Among Us",
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Security Team Two reports they've discovered a puddle of blood outside
  the Selay quarters, and they can't find one of the delegates...
"Lieutenant, this couldn't have waited a moment?"
It's good to see you sir. The problem is that one of the cooks has just
  been asked to broil reptile for the Anticans...and it looks like the
  Selay delegate.
    -- Yar and Riker, "Lonely Among Us",
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They make love at the drop of a hat.
Any hat.
    -- Geordi and Yar about the Edo, "Justice",
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Nice planet.
    -- Worf, "Justice",
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Shall we go there now or remain and play?
"Play?"
At love. Unless you don't enjoy that.
    -- Rivan and Riker, "Justice",
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I want to do something too, with you.
"Uh...What?"
It's something you can teach me, will you?
"Uh...Well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet."
    -- Edo Girl and Wesley, "Justice",
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I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
"Even Klingons need love now and then."
For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman.
"What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that."
Of course, but with the females available to me, sir - Earth females -
  I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir.
"Worf, if anyone else had said that I'd suspect he was bragging."
Bragging, sir?
    -- Worf and Riker, "Justice",
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Sharing an orbit with god is no small experience.
    -- Troi, "Justice",
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Would you choose one life over one thousand?
I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that.
    -- Data and Picard, "Justice",
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There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself
  is an exercise in exceptions.
When has justice been as simple as a rulebook.
    -- Picard and Riker, "Justice",
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As you humans say, I'm all ears!
    -- Ferengi, "The Battle",
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There never is [profit] in revenge. Let the dead rest, and the past
  remain the past.
    -- Picard, "The Battle",
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Adults.
    -- Wesley, "The Battle",
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I hope you're right, Data.
No question of it, sir.
    -- Riker and Data, "The Battle",
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Oh, your species is always suffering and dying.
    -- Q, "Hide and Q",
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No. Lt. Worf you will make no move against him unless I order it.
Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson macrohead, with a
  microbrain.
    -- Picard and Q, "Hide and Q",
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What in the hell am I doing...crying? It is so frustrating to be
  controlled like this.
Don't worry, there is a new ship's standing order on the bridge. When
  When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted.
    -- Yar and Picard, "Hide and Q",
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Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be
  teaching you the true nature of the universe.
    -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q",
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Let us pray for understanding and for compassion.
Let us do no such damn thing.
    -- Q and Picard, "Hide and Q",
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Worf, is this your idea of sex?
This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
No place microbrain? What possesses you?
    -- Geordi, Worf, and Q, "Hide and Q",
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Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard.
    -- Picard, "Haven",
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Could you please continue the petty bickering. I find it most intriguing.
    -- Data, "Haven",
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You spell 'knife' with a 'k'.
I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
    -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye",
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Teenage mating rituals?
    -- Wesley, "The Big Goodbye",
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If I leave town, town leaves with me.
    -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye",
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Senseless killing is immoral, but killing for a purpose, can quite
  often be ingenious.
    -- Cyrus Redblock, "The Big Goodbye",
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It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die
  there.
    -- Picard about the Holodeck, "The Big Goodbye",
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Mr. LaForge, step on it.
    -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye",
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And these small projections?
An android alarm clock. Is that amusing?
    -- Dr. Crusher and Data, "Datalore",
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If you had an off switch, doctor, would you not keep it a secret?
I guess I would.
    -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "Datalore",
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Lesson #1 in becoming more human. You must observe all human customs.
    -- Lore to Data, "Datalore",
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Now I call that communicating.
    -- Geordi, "Datalore",
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Shut up, Wesley!
    -- Picard, "Datalore",
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Shut up, Wesley!
    -- Dr. Crusher, "Datalore",
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So just tell me to 'Shut up, Wesley' and I will.
    -- Wesley, "Datalore",
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How sad, dear brother, you make me wish I were an only child.
    -- Data to Lore, "Datalore",
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The troublesome little man child. Are you prepared for the kind of death
  you've earned little man?
    -- Lore to Wesley, "Datalore",
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Back off or I'll turn your little man into a torch. I promise him
  exquisite pain.
    -- Lore, "Datalore",
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What do you think you're rescuing me from? My shipmates and I have all
  taken wives. A few even have children. You can't rescue a man from a
  place that he calls his home.
    -- Ramsey, "Angel One",
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Klingons appreciate strong women.
    -- Worf, "Angel One",
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How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of sex?
    -- Data, "Angel One",
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I think I may sneeze.
"A Klingon sneeze?"
Only one I know.
    -- Worf and Geordi, "Angel One",
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Make it so.
    -- Geordi, "Angel One",
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No power in the universe can hope to stop the force of evolution. Be
  warned. The execution of Mr. Ramsey and his followers may elevate them
  to the status of martyrs. Martyrs cannot be silenced.
    -- Riker, "Angel One",
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If winning is not important, then commander, why keep score?
    -- Worf and Riker, "11001001",
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I think he's pulling your leg. Believe it or not, Worf is developing
  a sense of humor.
I hope so...for their sake.
    -- Yar and Riker, "11001001",
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What's a knockout like you doing in a computer generated gin joint
  like this?
    -- Riker to Minuet, "11001001",
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Our children are not for sale.
    -- Dr. Crusher to Radue, "When the Bough Breaks",
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You're a man obsessed with what he does. Who knows what an obsessed
  man would do to keep going? Kill perhaps?
I CREATE life! I don't take it!
    -- Picard and Kurt Mandl, "Home Soil",
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Ugly Bags of Mostly Water we try at peace...you not listen. Boy in
  Dome on Sand of Home...we kill.
    -- Microbrain, "Home Soil",
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It's a good thing you're cute Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious.
    -- Oliana Mirren, "Coming of Age",
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You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
"Is that good, Wesley?"
Yes...I think.
    -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age",
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Thinking about what you can't control only wastes energy and creates
  its own enemy.
    -- Worf, "Coming of Age",
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Only fools have no fear.
    -- Worf, "Coming of Age",
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How dare you! I am Rondon! You despicable Melonoid slime worm! Liar!
    -- Rondon to Wesley, "Coming of Age",
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Do you want this to become violent?
    -- Wesley to Rondon, "Coming of Age",
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There is nothing wrong with Captain Picard or with the ship's logs.
  Therefore, there must be something wrong with your original assumption.
"That is not acceptable, Mr. Data."
Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth.
    -- Data and Remmick, "Coming of Age",
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You don't like me very much do you?
Is it required...sir?
    -- Lt. Cmdr Remmick and Worf, "Coming of Age",
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My personal feelings about Captain Picard are irrelevant to this
 investigation...and NONE of your business.
    -- Dr. Beverly Crusher, "Coming of Age",
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Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me?
Only to see if it is still possible.
    -- Worf and Korris, "Heart of Glory",
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Cowards take hostages. Klingons do not.
    -- Worf to Yar, "Heart of Glory",
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Do not deny the challenge of your destiny! Get off your knees and
  soar. Open your eyes and let the dream take flight.
    -- Korris to Worf, "Heart of Glory",
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You look for the battles in the wrong place. The true test of a warrior
  is not without - it is within.
    -- Worf to Korris, "Heart of Glory",
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How did they die?
They died well.
    -- K'Nera and Worf, "Heart of Glory",
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I was just being polite, sir.
    -- Worf to Picard, "Heart of Glory",
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What happened to all the people?
War?
Disease?
A dissatisfied customer?
    -- Troi, Worf, Data, and Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom",

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"Peace through superior firepower."
    -- The Peddler, "Arsenal of Freedom",
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Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise isn't it?
"No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop."
I have no knowledge of that ship.
"It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship."
    -- Capt. Rice and Riker, "Arsenal of Freedom",
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Impressive demonstration, isn't it.
Demonstration? It tried to kill us.
    -- The Peddler and Picard, "Arsenal of Freedom",
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It's great to hear your voice, Captain. We're a little busy right now.
  I'll get right back to you.
    -- Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom",
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Mr. LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece. I would
  appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition.
    -- Picard, "Arsenal of Freedom",
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Behave yourselves, gentlemen.
    -- Yar, "Symbiosis",
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Voluntary addiction to drugs is a reoccurring theme is many cultures.
    -- Data, "Symbiosis",
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What do you want?
"Maybe I want nothing."
Then you would have killed all of us.
"I still might."
    -- Riker and Armus, "Skin of Evil",
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DATA...DATA SOMETHING'S GOT ME!!!
    -- Riker, "Skin of Evil",
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I would guess that death is no longer sufficient to alleviate its
  boredom, therefore Commander Riker is alive.
    -- Data to Picard, "Skin of Evil",
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You are capable of great sadism and cruelty. Interesting, no redeeming
  qualities.
    -- Data to Armus, "Skin of Evil",
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I do not serve things evil. I am evil.
    -- Armus, "Skin of Evil",
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Shall I tell you what true evil is? It is to submit to you. It is when
  we surrender our freedom, our dignity, instead of defying you.
    -- Picard to Armus, "Skin of Evil",
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Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I
  have died. It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which
  is what I expected. Never forget I died doing exactly what I wanted to
  do. What I want you to know is how much I loved my life, and those of
  you who shared it with me. You are my family, you all know where I came
  from and what my life was like before. But Starfleet took that
  frightened, angry young girl and tempered her. I have been blessed
  with your friendship, and your love.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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Ah...Worf. We are so much alike you and I. Both warriors, orphans who
  found ourselves this family. I hope I met death with my eyes wide open.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child. And that
  makes you more human than any of us.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to,
  me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like. But if
  there was someone in this universe I could chose to be like, someone who
  I would want to make proud of me, its you. You who have the heart of an
  explorer and the soul of a poet.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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Death is that state in which one exists only in the memory of others.
  Which is why it is not an end.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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No goodbyes. Just good memories. Hailing frequencies closed, sir.
    -- Yar, "Skin of Evil",
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Sir, the purpose of this gathering confuses me.
"Oh. How so?"
My thoughts are not for Tasha, but for myself. I keep thinking how
  empty it will be without her presence. Did I miss the point?
"No you didn't, Data. You got it."
    -- Data and Picard, "Skin of Evil",
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Thank you for Paris.
    -- Janice to Picard, "We'll Always Have Paris",
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Swimming is too much like...bathing.
    -- Worf, "Conspiracy",
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Starfleet's finest. Fancy meeting you here.
    -- Picard, "Conspiracy",
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Friendship must dare to risk, Counselor, or it is not friendship.
    -- Picard to Troi, "Conspiracy",
#
That was not a request I was simply...talking to myself. A human
  idiosyncrasy, triggered by a fascination with a particular set of facts,
  or sometimes brought about by senility, or used as a means of weighing
  information before reaching a conclusion, or as a -
Thank you sir, I comprehend.
    -- Data and the ENTERPRISE computer, "Conspiracy",
#
Do Klingons fear death as much as humans? I could snap your neck in a
  second, but it wouldn't be as much fun.
    -- Admiral Quinn to Worf, "Conspiracy",
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Welcome to the 24th century.
    -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone",
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Well, we won't be inviting these Romulans to our party will we?
No. That would not be...appropriate.
    -- Sonny and Data, "The Neutral Zone",
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Silence your dog, Captain.
    -- T'bok about Worf, "The Neutral Zone",
#
Matters more urgent caused our absence. Now witness the result. Outposts
  destroyed, expansion of the Federation everywhere. Yes, we have indeed
  been negligent, Captain, but no more.
    -- T'bok, "The Neutral Zone",
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There's still much to do, still so much to learn.
    -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone",
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Counselor Troi is pregnant.
A baby! This IS a surprise.
Especially to me.
    -- Picard, Riker, Troi, "The Child",
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I hate to be indiscreet, but who's the father?!
    -- Riker to Troi, "The Child",
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Sure is a damn ugly nothing.
    -- Geordi about Nagilum, "Where Silence has Lease",

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To understand death, I must amass information on every aspect of it. The
  experiments shouldn't take more than a third of the crew, maybe half.
    -- Nagilum, "Where Silence Has Lease",
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AT EASE, Lieutenant!
    -- Riker to Worf, "Where Silence Has Lease",
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Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur wholeheartedly.
    -- Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease",
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Ensign, if you encounter any holes...steer clear.
    -- Riker to Wesley, "Where Silence Has Lease",

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Thank you for the tea and crumpets. I'll be on my way.
    -- Dr. Pulaski to Moriarty, "Elementary, Dear Data",
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Take my Worf...please.
    -- Data, "The Outrageous Okona",
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And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind?
Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should
  I resent them?
    -- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper",
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The real secret is turning a disadvantage into an advantage.
    -- Riva the Mediator, "Loud as a Whisper",
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Are you a Romulan?
    -- Kareen to Worf, "The Schizoid Man",
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I'll tell you a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be
  dying. I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge
  into a computer. Before I die, I plan to transfer my great intellect
  into this machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize.
    -- Dr. Ira Graves,  "The Schizoid Man",
#
Just look at that face. The face of a thinker, a warrior, a man for all
  seasons. Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was
  that he was too selfless. He simply cared too much about his fellow man,
  with nary a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments and
  unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know Ira Graves was to love
  him. And to love him was to know him. Those who know him LOVED him -
  while those who did not know him, loved him from afar -
    -- Data/Graves,  "The Schizoid Man",
#
What were your impressions of Dr. Graves?
He seemed brilliant. Egocentric, arrogant, chauvinistic.
    -- Picard and Lt. Selar,  "The Schizoid Man",
#
Why am I lying on the floor. In this undignified position, with the
  four of you standing over me, displaying expressions of...
    -- Data,  "The Schizoid Man",
#
Natural causes? What in Nature could cause that?
    -- Picard, "Unnatural Selection",
#
Commander Data has a way with computers.
    -- Dr. Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection",
#
As androids go, you're in a class by yourself.
    -- Dr. Pulaski to Data, "Unnatural Selection",
#
It's my understanding that one of the duties of the First Officer on a
  Klingon ship is to assassinate the Captain.
"Yes, sir. When and if the Captain becomes weak and unable to perform,
  it is expected that his honorable retirement should be assisted by his
  First. The Second Officer would assassinate you for the same reasons."
This method of attrition could take a little getting used to.
    -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor",
#
Sentimental, Lieutenant?
Efficiency Commander.
    -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor",
#
I know I can count on every Klingon warrior on this crew to serve and
  die in battle. So, I ask, Commander Riker - where are your loyalties.
"I have been assigned here to serve this ship and to obey your orders. I
  will do exactly that."
Will you take an oath to that effect.
"I just did."
    -- Capt. Kargan and Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
Didn't mean to offend you.
You didn't, yet.
    -- Ensign Mendon and Worf, "A Matter of Honor",
#
Ensign Mendon. You may impress me.
    -- Worf, "A Matter of Honor",
#
Perhaps we could get one of the females to breast-feed you."
    -- Klag, "A Matter of Honor",
#
One, or both?
    -- Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
And I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette.
    -- Worf to Mendon, "A Matter of Honor",
#
He's not very attractive, but I will have him.
    -- Vekma about Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
I may be back for you.
She serious?
    -- Vekma and Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
He may be a spy, but he is not a coward.
That only proves he's intelligent.
    -- Klag and Kargan, "A Matter of Honor",
#
To be ordered to die is an expectation for any officer at any time.
For a Klingon perhaps, but Riker's people do not volunteer for death
  so easily.
    -- Capt. Kargan and Klag, "A Matter of Honor",
#
You will die like a Klingon.
    -- Kargan to Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel PAGH. I order you
  to lower your shields and surrender.
    -- Riker to the ENTERPRISE, "A Matter of Honor",
#
You understand the Klingons better than I thought.
Thank you, my friend.
    -- Klag and Riker, "A Matter of Honor",
#
I learned quite a bit.
"Apparently not when to duck."
When NOT to duck would be more accurate.
    -- Riker and Picard, "A Matter of Honor",
#
You come from a very brave and unique race. I'm glad you're here on
  the ENTERPRISE.
Thank you, Commander. And welcome home.
    -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor",
#
Do you know what I'd like to do if there weren't so many people around?
"Break a chair across my teeth?"
Well, after that.
"Ain't love grand?"
    -- Picard and Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man",
#
It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're
  still a pompous ass...and a damn sexy man.
    -- Capt. Philipa Louvois, "The Measure of a Man",
#
All this passion over a machine?
    -- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man",
#
Data is a toaster.
    -- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man",
#
I would prefer not to answer that question.
"Under the circumstances I don't think Tasha would mind."
She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate.
    -- Data and Picard, "The Measure of a Man",
#
Data is a physical representation of a dream, an idea conceived by the
  mind of a man. His purpose? To serve human needs and interests. He is
  a collection of neural nets and heuristic algorithms. His responses are
  dictated by an elaborate software program written BY a MAN. The hardware
  was built by a MAN. And this MAN has turned him off. Pinnochio is
  broken, the strings have been cut.
    -- Riker, "The Measure of a Man",
#
There have always been disposable creatures.
    -- Guinan, "The Measure of a Man",
#
You are a wise man my friend.
Not yet sir. But with your help, I am learning.
    -- Riker and Data, "The Measure of a Man",
#
That's a super-conducting magnet isn't it?
    -- Salia, "The Dauphin",
#
I don't know if she'll have time for you, Wes. She's destined to rule an
  entire world.
    -- Riker to Wesley about Salia, "The Dauphin",
#
Do not be fooled by her looks. The body is just a shell.
    -- Worf, "The Dauphin",
#
I supposed it had to happen. It usually does at about this age?
"What does?"
Glands, erupting with hormones.
    -- Geordi and Wesley, "The Dauphin",
#
That is how a Klingon lures a mate.
"Are you telling me to yell at Salia?"
No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy
  objects. And claw at you.
"What does the man do?"
He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.
"Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I
  think I need to try something a little less...dangerous?"
Go to her door, beg like a human.
    -- Worf and Wesley, "The Dauphin",
#
It should be that simple, Wesley. Judging by her appearance, it is likely
  you and Salia are biologically compatible. Of course, there could be a
  difference in the histocompatibility complex if the cell membrane, but-
Data, I want to meet her, not dissect her.
    -- Data and Wesley, "The Dauphin",
#
Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may
  want to start with something like this here. You are the most beautiful
  woman in the galaxy. but that might not work."
"Yes! Yes, it would."
You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
"But you were afraid."
Yes.
"Of me?"
Of us. Of what we might become.
    -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin",
#
Or that you might think it was a line.
"Maybe I do think it's a line."
Then you think I'm not sincere.
"I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like
  knocking at the door."
Then you're inviting me in?
"I'm not sending you away."
That's more than I expected.
"Is it as much as you hoped?"
To hope is to recognize the possibility. I had only dreams.
"Dreams can be dangerous."
Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars,
  and the universe worships the night.
"Careful! Putting me on a pedestal so high, you might not be able
  to reach me."
Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart of my day, and the
  soul of my night.
    -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin",
#
I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient.
    -- Anya to Dr. Pulaski, "The Dauphin",
#
Just because a girl runs out doesn't mean she doesn't want you to follow.
    -- Guinan to Wesley, "The Dauphin",
#
A taste to remember me by...
    -- Wesley to Salia, "The Dauphin",
#
I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else.
"You're right."
I didn't expect you to say that.
"Oh, there will be others - but, the next time you feel love will be
  different. Each time is different."
Knowing that doesn't make it any easier.
"It isn't supposed to."
    -- Wesley and Guinan, "The Dauphin",
#
Welcome to the bridge, Mr. LaForge.
    -- Picard, "Contagion",
#
Fate -  Protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise.
    -- Riker, "Contagion",
#
This is yet another example of how our actions produce random results.
    -- Data, "Contagion",
#
That was not manual override.
    -- Data, "Contagion",
#
If it should become necessary to fight, could you locate me some
  rocks to throw at them.
    -- Riker, "Contagion",
#
In another time and place this could be funny.
    -- Troi, "Contagion",
#
The victors invariably write the history to their own advantage.
    -- Picard, "Contagion",
#
Blue...blue...blue...
I hope that isn't a stutter.
    -- Data and Picard, "Contagion",
#
So how's it been here, Number One? Same old routine job?
    -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion",
#
Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
That's where all the excitement is.
    -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion",
#
It's a time-honored way of practicing medicine. With your head, and
  your heart, and your hands.
    -- Dr. Pulaski, "Contagion",
#
What a horrible way to die.
    -- Worf referring to dying while sleeping, "The Royale",

#
I'm a doctor, not a magician.
    -- Dr. Pulaski, "The Royale",
#
No woman is worth dying for. Killing for, but not dying for.
    -- Mickey D, "The Royale",
#
Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
    -- Data, "The Royale",
#
Do you mean I should just sit down, shut up, and wait?
Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that.
    -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared",
#
Release him, Doctor.
"Do you know what you're doing?"
No! Release him!
    -- Picard and Pulaski, "Time Squared",
#
They say, if you travel far enough, you will eventually meet yourself.
  Having experienced that, Number One, its not something I would care
  to repeat.
    -- Picard to Riker, "Time Squared",
#
With all due respect, BEGONE...sir.
    -- Worf to Data, "The Icarus Factor",
#
It appears Lt. Commander Worf is quite adamant about his solitude.
    -- Data, "The Icarus Factor",
#
If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
    -- Data to Geordi, "The Icarus Factor",
#
There really is no substitute for holding the reins.
    -- Picard to Riker, "The Icarus Factor",
#
Y'know it's really a shame there's no anbo-jyutsu ring nearby, because
  you really need to be put in your place.
    -- Kyle Riker to Cmdr. Riker, "The Icarus Factor",
#
I'm just glad humans have progressed beyond the need for such barbaric
  displays.
Have they? Commander Riker and his father are about to engage in
  barbarism of their own.
    -- Dr. Pulaski and Troi, "The Icarus Factor",
#
So what are you saying? That the Dremans are fated to die?
"It's something that needs to be considered."
Well consider it considered and rejected.
    -- Geordi and Riker, "Pen Pals",
#
Data! Data! Where are you? Why won't you answer? Are you angry with me?
  Please, please, I'm so afraid! Don't leave me.
Wait. Oh, Data. That whisper in the darkness has become a plea. We
  cannot turn our backs.
    -- Sarjenka and Picard, "Pen Pals",
#
In for a penny, in for a pound, is that what you're saying Mister Data?
    -- Picard, "Pen Pals",
#
If you need me, I'll be here in the corner, dozing off.
    -- Chief O'Brien to Riker, "Pen Pals",
#
And microbrain. Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
    -- Q to Worf, "Q-Who?",
#
It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate
  desires both subtle and gross...but it's not for the timid.
    -- Q, "Q-Who?",
#
You can't outrun them. You can't destroy them. If you damage them, the
  essence of what they are remains - they regenerate and keep coming.
  Eventually, you will weaken. Your reserves will be gone. They are
  relentless.
    -- Q to Picard about the Borg, "Q-Who?",
#
You wanted to frighten us. We're frightened. You wanted to show us that
  we are inadequate - for the moment, I will grant that. You want me to
  say that I need you. Right now - I need you.
    -- Picard to Q, "Q-Who?",
#
If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back
  home and crawl under your bed.
    -- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?",
#
Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we
  needed a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead.
    -- Picard to Guinan, "Q-Who?",
#
We are far from home. Our ship is the MONDOR. It is broken. We look
  for things. Things that make us go. We need help.
    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare",
#
He is smart. He can make us go. We need him.
    -- Reginod, "Samaritan Snare",
#
We look for things. Things to make us go.
Yeah, so I've heard.
    -- Grebnedlog and Geordi, "Samaritan Snare",
#
We wish to be nothing if not persistent.
    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare",
#
Do not try to trick us. We can tell.
    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare",
#
I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young man
 who was far out of his league. It was a great and painful lesson, and I
 learned it well. I only hope you won't need to learn it as I did.
    -- Picard to Wesley, "Samaritan Snare",
#
Your people are violent.
    -- Grebnedlog to Geordi, "Samaritan Snare",
#
Klingons do not faint.
    -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Klingons do not give in to illness.
    -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
How would Commander Riker feel if he had the measles?
Pretty silly.
    -- Worf and Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Worf! You're a romantic!
It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
    -- Dr. Pulaski and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
This is my security chief, Lt. Worf.
I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
    -- Picard and Danilo O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
What the hell was that thing.
"Automated fire system, a force field contains the flame until the
  remaining oxygen has been consumed."
Ah...What if I'd been under that thing?
"You would have been standing in the fire."
Yeah, well, leaving that aside for the moment, I mean what would have
  happened to me?
"You would have suffocated and died."
Yeah, Ah...Sweet mercy.
    -- Danilo O'dell and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
What are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?
I thought I had.
    -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd.
    -- Picard, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
That isn't necessary, the ship will clean itself.
Well...good for the bloody ship.
    -- Riker and Brenna O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
William, is something wrong.
"What do you mean?"
Do you not like girls.
"'Course I do."
    -- Brenna O'dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?
"You generally start at the top, and work your way down."
I think I can handle that.
"I was hoping you might."
    -- Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment
  of pain.
    -- Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
Madam, have you ever considered a career in security.
If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority.
    -- Worf and Brenna O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
It's not a question of harm. One William Riker is...unique, perhaps
  even special. But a hundred of him, a thousand of him, diminishes
  me in ways I can't even imagine.
    -- Riker about cloning, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies.
You'll get no argument from me.
    -- Riker and Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
It's a match made in heaven.
Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding.
    -- Dr. Pulaski and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
For 300 years we have denied the carnal side of our nature. How can
  we learn to put that aside?
Eh, well, you...you you out a young couple together...and...you let
  nature take its course.
    -- Granger and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder",

#
I must be out of my mind.
Starfleet would probably agree with you.
    -- Picard and Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder",
#
What a handsome race.
    -- Worf about the Antedians, "Man Hunt",
#
Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human
  prejudice, Wesley.
    -- Data, "Man Hunt",
#
Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of
  me like that.
    -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
Delegates? The last time I saw something like that, it was being served
  on a plate.
    -- Lwaxana Troi about the Antedians, "Man Hunt",
#
I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs.
    -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, "Man Hunt",
#
You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. Betazoid
  women are full of surprises.
    -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes...well...fully
  sexual if you know what I mean.
    -- Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
A Betazoid woman when she goes through this phase quadruples her
  sex drive.
"Or more."
Or more? You never told me that.
"I didn't want to frighten you."
    -- Riker and Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
Less substance, more ambience.
    -- Picard, "Man Hunt",
#
I am not a man.
    -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman
  both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
    -- Riker, "Man Hunt",
#
Ah, well. I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well
  as your reputations. All in a day's work I suppose.
    -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt",
#
Jean-Luc. Shame on you for thinking such a thing!
    -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, Man Hunt",
#
Looks like its just us handsome.
    -- Dr. Pulaski to Worf, "The Emissary",
#
The iceman wins again.
    -- Riker about Worf, "The Emissary",
#
You took my last chip, you could at least smile, Worf.
Smiling would break his concentration.
    -- Pulaski and Geordi, "The Emissary",
#
Your deal.
    -- Worf to Data, "The Emissary",
#
You were bluffing.
Klingons never bluff.
    -- Geordi and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Klingons are not supposed to mind hardships, nonetheless I am delighted
  to be out of that damned coffin.
    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
Whoever said getting there was half the fun never rode in a
  Class VIII probe.
    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
Worf. So this is where you've been hiding. I told you we'd meet again.
  Aren't you going to greet me?
"I have nothing to say to you."
Haven't changed a bit, hmm? Well, I missed you, too.
    -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Sir, I suggest Commander Riker or Data would better serve special
  emissary K'Ehleyr.
"Are there any personal reasons that you don't want the assignment?"
Yes.
"Any professional reasons?"
No. I withdraw my request, Captain.
"Good."
    -- Worf and Picard, "The Emissary",
#
You are late.
"Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful."
I fail to understand why.
    -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
I don't bite. Well...actually, I do.
    -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary",
#
There are always options.
    -- Worf, "The Emissary",
#
You're upset.
"Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?"
Well...that and the table.
    -- Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
Lieutenant, I order you to relax.
I am relaxed!
    -- Picard and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Some calisthenics programs are better than others.
    -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary",
#
I've noted that some people use humor as a shield. They talk much,
  yet say little.
"Whereas others take a simpler approach, say nothing."
When one does not have the words.
"Or is loathe to speak them."
    -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
Why didn't we do this six years ago?
"We were not ready."
I was.
"No. We were both too young, too unaware. We lacked commitment."
Perhaps we lacked the courage as well.
    -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Poor android, whose behavior do you find more perplexing. Human or Klingon.
At the moment, I would find it difficult to choose.
    -- K'Ehleyr and Data, "The Emissary",
#
Klingons do not surrender.
    -- Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they
  are awake or dormant. However their propulsion system is inactive so I
  would hypothesize that the crew is asleep. However, I could be in error.
    -- Data, "The Emissary",
#
I will tolerate no further insubordination. Drop your shields
  immediately.
"And if I refuse?"
Then die in ignorance. I can waste no more time on you.
    -- Worf and Captain K'Temoc, "The Emissary",
#
Long live the Klingon Empire.
A wise decision, Captain.
    -- Captain K'Temoc and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
How did you like command.
Comfortable chair.
And you wore it well.
    -- Riker, Worf, and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary",
#
I've never had such strong feelings toward anyone.
Nor have I.
    -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary",
#
K'Ehleyr, I will not be complete without you.
    -- Worf, "The Emissary",
#
Starfleet is not a military organization, its purpose is exploration.
    -- Picard to Sirna Kolrami, "Peak Performance",
#
You care to surrender now, Captain?
    -- Riker, "Peak Performance",
#
Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment.
    -- Pulaski about Kolrami, "Peak Performance",
#
You're outmanned, you're outgunned, you're outequipped what else have
  you got?
Guile.
    -- Riker and Worf, "Peak Performance",
#
I have wagered heavily in the ships pool that you will take him past
  the 6th plateau.
"If I don't?"
I will be...irritated.
    -- Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance",
#
In the strictest sense, I did not win.
"Data..."
I busted him up.
    -- Data and Troi, "Peak Performance",
#
Passionate, as in erotic, counselor?
    -- Pulaski to Troi, Shades of Gray",
#
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried
  about you.
Captain. I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to the
  rank of admiral.
    -- Riker, Picard, and Data, "Shades of Gray",
#
I always get an A.
So did Dr. Frankenstein.
    -- Wesley and Guinan, "Evolution",
#
I think I made a horrible mistake.
    -- Wesley to Guinan, "Evolution",
#
Why does a mosquito bite your ear. And who cares. The answer is simple,
  call an exterminator.
    -- Dr. Stubbs, "Evolution",
#
I don't think this is a wise idea. They already tried to kill me once.
One sure way into the record books.
    -- Dr. Stubbs and Riker, "Evolution",
#
That was the stun setting, this is not.
    -- Data, "The Ensigns of Command",
#
This is a thing. And things can be replaced, lives cannot.
    -- Data to Gosheven, "The Ensigns of Command",
#
This is hopeless, fighting would be preferable.
    -- Worf, "The Ensigns of Command",
#
Here we will stand!
Then here you will die.
    -- Gosheven and Data, "The Ensigns of Command",
#
I think you enjoyed that, Captain.
You're DAMNED right!
    -- Riker and Picard, "The Ensigns of Command",
#
May I come down and approach you?
    -- Riker to Kevin Uxbridge, "The Survivors",
#
Should I incapacitate him, Commander?
    -- Worf, "The Survivors",
#
Sir, may I say your attempt to hold the away team with a non-functional
  weapon was an act of unmitigated gall.
"Didn't fool you, huh?"
I admire gall.
    -- Worf and Kevin, "The Survivors",
#
Those Andorians did not have to contend with someone of my thoroughness.
  I will stake my reputation.
    -- Worf to Picard, "The Survivors",
#
Number One, I have the distinct impression we are being toyed with.
    -- Picard, "The Survivors",
#
Good tea. Nice house.
    -- Worf, "The Survivors",
#
We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the bridge.
"But Captain, will they not protest?"
Let them.
    -- Picard and Data, "The Survivors",
#
Are eleven thousand people worth fifty billion?  Is the love of a woman
  worth the destruction of an entire species?
    -- Kevin, "The Survivors",
#
We are not qualified to be your judges.  We have no law to fit your crime.
    -- Picard to Kevin, "The Survivors",
#
A very sensible people. For example Mintakan women precede their
  mates. It's a signal to other women.
"This man is taken, get your own?"
Not precisely. More like if you want his services, I'm the on
  you have to negotiate with.
"What kind of services?"
All kinds.
"They are a sensible race."
    -- Troi and Riker, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
I believe I have seen the Overseer. He is called the Picard.
    -- Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
The Mintakans are beginning to believe in a god, and the one they've
  chosen is you.
    -- Riker to Picard, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
Without guidance, that religion could degenerate into inquisitions,
  holy wars, chaos.
    -- Dr. Barron, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
I am Jean-Luc...Picard.
    -- Picard to Nuria, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
Liko, you don't want to kill me.
    -- Troi, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being. Trying to
  determine what he wants.
    -- Troi, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
I neither desire your obedience, nor your worship.
    -- Picard to Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
If you believe I am all-powerful, then you cannot hurt me. If, however,
  I am telling the truth - and I - am a mortal - you will kill me. But if
  the only proof you will believe is my death, then shoot.
    -- Picard to Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers,
#
Every Klingon hopes to die in the line of duty.
    -- Worf, "The Bonding",
#
I did not play with toys.
    -- Worf, "Booby Trap",
#
I was never a boy.
    -- Data, "Booby Trap",
#
Admirable, they died at their posts.
    -- Worf, "Booby Trap",
#
"I just don't get it, Guinan. I can field strip a fusion reactor. I can
  realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can't I make things work with a
  woman like Christy. It's like...I don't know what to do. I don't know
  what to say."
You're doing fine with me.
"You're different."
No, you're different.
"But I'm not trying now."
That's my point.
    -- Geordi and Guinan, "Booby Trap",
#
Commander, we should be going like a bat out a hell.
    -- Geordi, "Booby Trap",
#
Great, another woman who won't get personal with me on the holodeck.
    -- Geordi, "Booby Trap",
#
I am not used to having people question my judgement.
And I'm not used to dying.
    -- Leah Brahms and Geordi, "Booby Trap",
#
You worked in a lab on a static model. This is a working machine. It's
  got tens of thousands of light years on it.
    -- Geordi to Leah about the ENTERPRISE, "Booby Trap",

#
Don't go away, I mean, computer save program.
    -- Geordi, "Booby Trap",
#
Ensign Crusher, I relieve you.
    -- Picard, "Booby Trap",
#
He's not going anywhere Lieutenant.
    -- Dr. Crusher to Worf about a Romulan, "The Enemy",
#
Shoes are getting full of sand. I just hate that, don't you.
    -- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy",
#
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
    -- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy",
#
Welcome to Galorndon Core, where no good deed goes unpunished.
    -- Geordi, "The Enemy",
#
Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans. But this is
  not the time or the place.
"If you had seem them KILL your parents, you would understand Doctor, it
  is always the time and place for those feelings."
This Romulan didn't murder your parents and you are the only one who can
  save his life.
"Then he will die."
    -- Dr. Crusher and Geordi, "The Enemy",
#
Territories. You would measure territories against a man's life?
    -- Tomalak to Picard, "The Enemy",
#
If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
"I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes
  were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high. I guess
  I'd make a pretty lousy Romulan."
I no more wish to die than you do.
"Bochra, there are times when its necessary to die for one's ideals. Do
  you believe this is one of those times?"
    -- Bochra and Geordi, "The Enemy",
#
For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness.
"With respect sir, you cannot. I am asked to give up the very lifeblood
  of my mother and my father to those who murdered them."
So you blame all Romulans for that?
"Yes."
Forever. What if someday the Federation made peace with the Romulans?
"Impossible."
That's what your people said a few years ago, about humans. Think how
  many died on both sides in that war. Would you and I be here now like
  this? If we hadn't been able to let go of the anger and the blame.
  Where does it end Worf? If that Romulan dies, does his family carry
  the bitterness another generation?
"Then you believe I should."
What I believe doesn't matter.
    -- Riker and Worf, "The Enemy",
#
Come close to me Klingon, let me die with my hands at your throat.
"There is a substance within my cells which you need to survive."
Then you've come to make me beg for my life?
"No."
I would rather die than pollute my body with Klingon filth.
    -- Patahk and Worf, "The Enemy",
#
Commander, both our ships are ready to fight. We have two extremely
  powerful and destructive arsenals at our command. Our next actions
  will have serious repercussions.
    -- Picard to Tomalak, "The Enemy",
#
I assure you, I intended no deception.
"Of course not."
You doubt my good faith?
Let's just say my faith would be strengthened by a gesture from you. Such
  as powering down your disruptors.
    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Enemy",
#
Close call.
Too close, Number One. Brinksmanship is a dangerous game.
    -- Riker and Picard, "The Enemy",
#
God forbid I should miss my first look at the wormhole.
    -- Troi, "The Price",
#
I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr. Arridor. We'll
  need chairs.
"I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these
  proceedings."
Good. Then see to it we get some chairs.
"Let me explain."
Fine, fine. Just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs.
'I am in charge of security.'
Then who gets the chairs?
"Daimon, due to the delicate nature of these negotiations, all parties
  have agreed that one representative will suffice. Now, I will be happy
  to provide your councils with accommodations, and you may have my chair."
    -- Daimon Goss, Picard,and Worf, "The Price",
#
I never play the opening rounds anyway, inconsequential. Besides, there
  are much better things to negotiate on this ship. Like dinner tonight?
"What about your travelling companion?"
My travelling companion is...travelling. I sent her home.
"Why?"
You know why.
    -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price",
#
You must play poker, Commander.
Poker? That a game of some sort?
    -- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price",
#
Doctor, you surprise me. I have no wish to kill anyone. A short term
  crippling will suffice.
    -- Daimon Goss to Dr. Arridor, "The Price",
#
I moving to fast for you?
"No, I'm moving to fast for me."
I like that better.
"I haven't been able to stop thinking about you all day."
You must have had a nice day.
"Anticipation is fun."
    -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price",
#
A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this.
Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets
  interesting, Commander.
    -- Riker and Picard, "The Price",
#
I tucked my heart away, I didn't need it, I didn't want it. At the
  negotiating table...it can be fatal to have a heart. But I never
  realized how much I need mine until I looked at you.
    -- Devinoni Rai to Troi, "The Price",
#
You're unusually limber this morning.
"I'll say. Devinoni Rai. It's ridiculous and wonderful. I feel completely
  out of control. Happy, terrified, but there's nothing rational about
  this."
Who needs rational when your toes curl up.
"I'm afraid I'm going to lose myself. I can't get enough of him. Is it
  possible to fall in love in one day?"
I did.
"It was like this for you and Jack?"
No, it was another fella. I fell in love in a day, it lasted a week. But,
  what a week. Then I met Jack. Took months to figure it out with him.
"Well then, maybe I should slow down, catch my breath, not let this thing
  get out of control."
Nah.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Troi, "The Price",
#
Deanna is just the woman to bring some meaning to your sorry existence.
  If you're smart enough to take it. I doubt that you are.
    -- Riker to Devinoni Rai, "The Price",
#
Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often.
    -- Worf to the Gatherers, "The Vengeance Factor",
#
As...the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening, she
  suggested I might spend some time with you.
"What a charming suggestion."
She...appreciates the...affection you show me.
"Was I that obvious?"
Yes.
"Well, I've already dined. Maybe you know a good Acamarian dessert recipe."
Does that not please you? Tell me what you want William, I will do
  anything you wish.
"Wait a minute."
I don't understand? Don't you want me to give you pleasure?
"Not as a servant. I told you I prefer equals."
Even in the matters of love?
"Especially in matters of love."
    -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor",
#
William, this is not your concern.
"It is now, you're about to commit a murder."
It isn't murder, it's justice.
    -- Yuta and Riker,  "The Vengeance Factor",
#
You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies.
    -- Worf to Setal/Jarok, "The Defector",
#
You find something amusing?
Lieutenant Worf, I like him. To be more accurate I understand him, the
  warrior proud, fearless, living only for combat. Exactly the type that
  will get us all killed if we're not careful.
    -- Riker and Setal/Jarok, "The Defector",
#
Oh, what a fool I've been, to come looking for courage in a lair of cowards.
    -- Setal/Jarok, "The Defector",
#
One world's butcher is another world's hero. Perhaps I am neither one.
    -- Jarok, "The Defector",
#
I will never see my child smile again. She will grow up believing that
  her father is a traitor, but she will grow up. If you act Picard, if
  we stop this war before it begins.
    -- Jarok, "The Defector",
#
You see Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit of
  information, I intend to display it's broken hull in the center of the
  Romulan capital as a symbol of our victory. It will inspire our armies
  for generations to come. And serve as a warning to any other traitor who
  would create ripples of disloyalty.
    -- Tomalak, "The Defector",
#
I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender. Consider the men and women you
  would lead into a lost cause.
If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives.
  Are you prepared to die today, Tomalak?
    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector",
#
You will still not survive our assault.
And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?
    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector",
#
I'm afraid the prisoner has eluded us.
Eluded the Enterprise?
    -- Data and Picard, "The Hunted",
#
Why do you have all this anger toward me?
A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago. Out of
  bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime. How about this one,
  my mother abandoned me when I was a little boy. I never got the
  guidance that a wild, young man needed.
    -- Troi and Roga Danar, "The Hunted",
#
'Matter of internal security', the age old cry of the oppressor.
    -- Picard, "The Hunted",
#
Danar. You are cunning, you must have Klingon blood.
    -- Worf,  "The Hunted",
#
You were programmed to survive. You can survive at the Luna 5 settlement.
To survive is not enough, to simply exist is not enough.
    -- Nayrok and Danar
I have all the information I need for my report, your prisoner has been
  returned to you, and you have a decision to make. Whether to try and
  force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not
  our affair. We cannot interfere in the natural course of your society's
  development. And I'd say its going to develop significantly in the next
  few minutes.
    -- Picard to Nayrok, "The Hunted",
#
Why her?
"Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction."
'Why would they want to take a Federation hostage? Their fight doesn't
  involve us.'
"It does now."
    -- Picard, Worf, and Riker, "The High Ground",
#
History has shown us that strength may be useless when faced with
  terrorism.
    -- Picard, "The High Ground",
#
How do I combat an enemy who fails to register on any scanner, until
  they're literally standing in front of you, pointing a phaser at
  your head?
    -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground",
#
You don't sound very optimistic.
I know my enemy, Commander. They don't leave much room for optimism.
    -- Riker and Alexana Devos, "The High Ground",
#
What's the point of not eating? You're the only one who's suffering. Do
  I look like its bothering me? Okay, its bothering me.
    -- Finn, "The High Ground",
#
Believe it or not. I always considered myself a moderate.
"What changed your mind?"
Being stationed here for six months. Watching the body count grow. The
  three assassination attempts on my life.
"Well, that'll change your point of view."
    -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground",
#
In a world where children blow up children, everyone's a threat.
    -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground",
#
Beverly, it is our obligation to escape.
"He's prepared to kill you."
An excellent reason to escape.
    -- Picard and Crusher, "The High Ground",
#
Already another one to take his place. It never ends.
He could have killed you, he didn't. Maybe the end begins with one boy
  putting down his gun.
    -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground",
#
Red Alert.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
These aren't my COLORS!
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
I stand before you defrocked. Condemned to be a member of this lowest of
  species. A normal, imperfect, lumpen human being.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
Sir, he is reading as fully human.
"What is there, an echo in here?"
'I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain. I would normally describe
  it as being terrified.'
"How rude."
    -- Data, Q, and Troi, "Deja Q",
#
I HAVE no powers. Q, the ordinary.
"Q, the liar. Q, the misanthrope."
Q, the miserable. Q, the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?
'Die.'
Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
    -- Q, Picard, and Worf, "Deja Q",
#
Mr. Worf, throw him in the brig.
Delighted, Captain.
    -- Picard and Worf about Q, "Deja Q",
#
You will walk or I will carry you.
Given the option, I'll...I'll walk.
    -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q",
#
It was a mistake, I never should have picked human. I knew it the moment
  I said it. To think of a future in this shell. Forced to cover myself
  with a fabric because of some outdated human morality. To say nothing
  of being too hot or too cold, growing feeble with age, losing my hair,
  catching a disease, being ticklish, sneezing, having an itch, a pimple,
  bad breath...having to BATHE.
Too BAD!
    -- Q and Worf, "Deja Q",
#
Klingon. I should have said Klingon. In my heart of hearts I am a Klingon.
    -- Q to Worf, "Deja Q",
#
Be quiet! Or disappear back where you came from.
I can't disappear...any more than you could win a beauty contest.
    -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q",
#
Oh, perspicacity incarnate. Please don't feel compelled now to tell me
  the story of the boy who cried Worf.
    -- Q to Worf, "Deja Q",
#
How can I know what's going on? I've been in this dungeon of yours alone,
  helpless, bored to tears.
    -- Q to Picard, "Deja Q",
#
Truthfully, Jean-Luc, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening
  experience of my own. A couple of hours ago I realized that my body was
  no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand,
  the life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
You fell asleep.
    -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q",
#
This is getting on my nerves...now that I have them.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work hard to
  earn our trust.
I'm not worried about that Jean-Luc. You only dislike me, there are others
  in the cosmos who truly despise me.
    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q",
#
What are you looking at?
"I was considering the possibility that you are telling the truth...that
  you really are human."
It's the ghastly truth, Mr. Data. I can now stub my toe with the best
  of them.
"An irony. It means that you have achieved in disgrace, what I have always
  aspired to be."
    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q",
#
This is incredible.
"You see something here Q?"
I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the
  proper thing to say, 'Ow'?
"Ow."
OW! I can't straighten up.
    -- Q and Geordi, "Deja Q",
#
Can you recommend a way to counter the effect?
"Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe."
'What?!'
"Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the
  mass of the asteroid."
'Redefine gravity. And how am I supposed to do that?
"You just do it! Oh, where's that doctor anyway?"
Geordi is trying to say that changing the gravitational constant of the
  universe is beyond our capabilities.
"Oh, well, in that case, never mind.
    -- Data, Q, and Geordi, "Deja Q",
#
Ah, Dr. Crusher, I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
I've been under a lot of pressure lately...family problems.
    -- Q to Dr. Crusher, "Deja Q",
#
Ow, I think.
"Now what?"
There's something wrong with my stomach.
"It hurts?"
It's making noises.
"Maybe you're hungry.
    -- Q and Dr. Crusher, "Deja Q",
#
"I'll have 10 chocolate sundaes."
I have never seen anyone eat...10 chocolate sundaes.
"I'm in a really bad mood and since I've never eaten before, I should be
  very hungry."
    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q",
#
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum.
I'd like to think of it as a significant career change.
    -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q",
#
Just one of the boys, eh?
Just one if the boys with an IQ of 2005.
    -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q",
#
Seems human enough to me.
    -- Guinan after stabbing Q's hand with a fork, "Deja Q",

#
The robot who teaches the course in Humanities.
"I am an android, not a robot."
I beg your pardon.
    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q",
#
Help me, somebody, help me!
How the mighty have fallen.
    -- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q",
#
What did you do to them Q?
Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q",
#
One creature's torment is another creature's delight.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
They simply have no sense of humor. A character flaw with which you can
  personally identify.
"I say we hand him over to them."
Oh, well, I take it back. You do have a sense of humor, a dreadful one
  at that.
    -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q",
#
I know human beings. They're all sopping over with compassion and
  forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve...almost any offense. It's
  an inherent weakness in the breed.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in groups when you're
  omnipotent.
    -- Q, "Deja Q",
#
Who does he think he is, giving me orders?
Geordi thinks he is in command here and he is correct.
    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q",
#
Shut up, Q!
    -- Geordi, "Deja Q",
#
You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew  and I am
  still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt
  at a purile joke.
It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man.
    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q",
#
Thee are creatures in the universe who would consider you the ultimate
  achievement, android. No feelings, no emotions, no pain. And yet you
  cover those qualities of humanity. Believe me, you are missing nothing.
  But if it means anything to you, you are a better human than I.
    -- Q to Data, "Deja Q",
#
Please don't fall back on your tired cliche of charging to the rescue
  just in the nick of time. I don't want to be rescued. My life as a
  human being has been a dismal failure. Perhaps my death will have a
  little dignity.
"Q, there is no dignity in this suicide."
Yes, I suppose you're right. Death of a coward then, so be it. But as a
  human, I would have died of boredom.
    -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q",
#
It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft.
    -- Picard, "Deja Q",
#
I always thought you were in my corner.
"Ah, no. See, actually I was the one who got you kicked out. You know
  you're incorrigible, Q. You're a lost cause. I can't go to a single
  solar system without having to apologize for you and I'm tired of it."
I wasn't the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid asteroid belt.
"Hey! This isn't about me, I've got better places to be."
    -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q",
#
I've learned my lesson Q.
Remember who you're talking to. All knowing, all seeing.
    -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q",
#
I'm forgiven. My brothers and sisters of the continuum have taken me back.
  I'm immortal again, omnipotent again.
Swell.
    -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q",
#
You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.
    -- Q to Riker, "Deja Q",
#
Perhaps there's a residue of humanity in Q after all. Ensign, en-
Don't bet on it Picard.
    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q",
#
It's an Earth drink, prune juice.
A warrior's drink.
    -- Guinan and Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
You always drink alone. It wouldn't hurt you to seek out a little...
  companionship.
"I would require a Klingon woman for...companionship. Earth females are
  too fragile."
Not all of them. There are a few on this ship that would find you tame.
"Impossible."
You never know 'till you try.
"Then I will never know."
Coward.
"I was merely concerned for the...safety of my crewmates."
Drink your prune juice.
    -- Guinan and Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
This is not a ship of war, this is a ship of peace.
    -- Guinan to Picard about the ENTERPRISE, "Yesterday's Enterprise",

#
Doctors always overprotect their patients.
And Captains always push themselves too hard.
    -- Dr. Crusher and Capt. Rachel Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise",

#
Sir, if you'd like my opinion.
I think I'm aware of your opinion, Commander. This is a briefing, I'm not
  seeking your consent.
    -- Riker and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
To be honest with you Picard, a significant number of my crewmembers have
  expressed a desire to return even knowing the odds. Some because they
  can't bear to live without their love ones. Some because they don't
  like the idea of slipping out in the middle of a fight.
    -- Captain Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
Tasha, you're not supposed to be here.
"Where am I supposed to be?"
Dead.
"Do you know how?"
No. But, I do know that it was an empty death, a death without purpose.
    -- Guinan and Tasha Yar, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
I'm...I'm supposed to be dead.
    -- Yar to Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded.
That will be the day.
    -- Klingon and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
Geordi, tell me about...Tasha Yar.
    -- Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
#
It's not like Data to be so secretive.
And cautious. He's got that lab locked every minute.
Now how do you know that?
    -- Troi, Wesley, and Geordi, "The Offspring",
#
I am functioning within normal parameters.
    -- Lal to Troi, "The Offspring",
#
Purpose for exterior drapings, father?
It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
    -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring",
#
Data, I would like to have been consulted.
I have not observed anyone else on board consulting you about their
  procreation, Captain.
    -- Picard and Data, "The Offspring",
#
I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning
  systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
You've never been a parent.
    -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring",
#
I am gender neuter, inadequate.
    -- Lal, "The Offspring",
#
Congratulations, Data. It's a girl.
    -- Troi, "The Offspring",
#
Parents. Nothing personal.
    -- Wesley to Data, "The Offspring",
#
Why is the sky black?
    -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring",
#
Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks
  humorous. So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it.
    -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring",
#
I can give her attention, Doctor, but I am incapable of giving her love.
Now why do I find that so hard to believe?
    -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "The Offspring",
#
Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
    -- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring",
#
What are they doing?
"It's called flirting."
They seem to be communicating telepathically.
"They're thinking the same thing, if that's what you mean."
Guinan, is the joining of hands a symbolic act for humans?
"It shows affection. Humans like to touch each other. They start with the
  hands, and go from there."
He's biting that female!
"No, he's not biting her. They're pressing lips together, it's called
  kissing."
Why are they leaving?
"Lal, there are some things your father's just going to have to explain
  to you when he thinks you're ready."
    -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring",
#
Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?
Your DAUGHTER? Nice to meet you.
    -- Data and Riker, "The Offspring",
#
You are wise, father.
It is the difference between knowledge and experience.
    -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring",
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Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family? Isn't that a rather
  sentimental attitude about androids?
They are living, sentient beings. Their rights and privileges in our
  society have been defined, I helped define them.
    -- Admiral Haftel and Picard, "The Offspring",
#
She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second, and you
  have her working as a cocktail waitress.
    -- Admiral Haftel about Lal, "The Offspring",
#
Don't misunderstand me. I have great respect for your father.
"You do not speak with respect."
She seems very adversarial.
"I am merely stating a fact, Admiral."
    -- Admiral Haftel and Lal, "The Offspring",
#
Hello Lal. How are you?
"Troi...Admiral...Admiral...An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take
  me away. Troi. I am...scared."
You are scared, aren't you.
"I feel it. How is this possible?"
I don't know.
"This is what it means to feel. This is what...means...feel."
    -- Troi and Lal, "The Offspring",
#
Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up. I cannot. It
  would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting. I
  have brought a new life into this world and it is my duty, not
  Starfleet's, to guide her through these difficult steps to maturity.
  To support her as she learns. To prepare her to be a contributing
  member of society. No one can relieve me from that obligation. And
  I cannot ignore it. I am...her father.
    -- Data about Lal, "The Offspring",
#
There are times, Sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow
  orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal
  liberties...and freedom. Order a man to hand his child over to the
  state. Not while I'm his Captain.
    -- Picard to Admiral Haftel, "The Offspring",
#
A malfunction...emotional awareness.
    -- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring",
#
Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure.
"I know."
We must say goodbye now.
"I feel..."
What do you feel, Lal?
"I love you, father."
I wish I could feel it with you.
"I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. Flirting. Laughter.
  Painting. Family. Female. Humo-"
    -- Data and Lal, "The Offspring",
#
One does not patronize a Klingon warrior.
    -- Riker, "Sins of the Father",
#
This is not a Klingon ship, sir.
No, Commander, it is not. If it were a Klingon ship, I would have killed
  you for offering your suggestion.
    -- Riker and Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
Are you adjusting to your new environment Commander?
I find the constraints a bit difficult to conform to. Just a while ago I
  had to stop myself from killing Commander Riker.
    -- Troi and Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
No offense, sir.
None taken. I never killed anyone at the supper table, Mister LaForge.
    -- Geordi and Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
I am a Klingon. If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged.
That is the response of a Klingon. The response I would expect from my
  older brother.
    -- Worf and Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
On this ship, you are my Commander and I obey. In Council Chamber, you are
  my cha'DIch. You do not insist, you obey.
    -- Worf to Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
You claim a birthright you have forsaken?
I have not forsaken my heritage. I am Klingon. My heart is of this world.
  My blood is as yours.
    -- Duras and Worf, "Sins of the Father",
#
Is is a good day to die, Duras, and the day is not yet over.
    -- Worf to Duras, "Sins of the Father",
#
This is not your world, human. You do not command here.
"I'm not here to command."
Then you must be ready to fight. Something Starfleet does not teach you.
"You may test that assumption at your convenience."
    -- Duras and Picard, "Sins of the Father",
#
It is too dangerous, you must not go alone.
Hey, I'm your cha'DIch.
    -- Worf and Picard, "Sins of the Father",
#
It is good to see you again.
You are still too fat, K'mpec.
    -- K'mpec and Kahlest, "Sins of the Father",
#
You must not forget what happens here today. You must not let your
  children forget.
    -- Picard to Kurn, "Sins of the Father",
#
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